Easter Jokes For Kids

Author: I. P. Happy
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1544075219
Size: 16.15 MB
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How do Easter bunnies leave a room ? Through the egg-sit! There is nothing like the gift of laughter to bring you together and make memories, so make the most of this Easter with 'Easter jokes for kids' providing hours of fun and laughter for all your friends and family. Not only does this book have over 150 laugh out loud jokes, but it also has a bonus section with Easter colouring in pictures and exciting puzzles.

Easter Jokes For Kids

Author: Riley Weber
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 1483916774
Size: 20.11 MB
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"Easter Jokes for Kids" is a funny visual jokes book for kids about Easter, Easter animals and Easter eggs. What do you call an egg from outer space? (An "Egg-stra terrestrial") Do you know how the Easter bunny stays fit? (By doing EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!) With over 50 illustrated pages of funny jokes for kids, "Easter Jokes for Kids" will 'crack' you up. Every joke is illustrated with two drawings! One drawing is for the joke question and one is for the punch line. This way kids can guess the answer to the joke before reading the answer. Telling a good joke is like have a great gift in your pocket. Jokes make people laugh and set them at ease. Preachers, motivational speakers, and salesmen are usually good joke tellers. Kids can practice their joke telling skills as they learn the jokes in this book.

104 Funny Easter Knock Knock Jokes

Author: Ryan O. Williams
Publisher:
ISBN: 1497507898
Size: 10.61 MB
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BOOK 6 of the HIT SERIES 104 KNOCK KNOCK JOKE BOOKS BY: RYAN O WILLIAMSOver one hundred and four of hilarious and very funny Easter Knock Knock jokes! 104 Funny Easter Knock Knock Jokes 4 kids is suitable for kids of all ages who will enjoy reading and telling their friends clean and funny knock knock jokes.Youngsters are given an extraordinary motivation to talk before gatherings and with practice have the capacity to feel great doing it.Have fun and laugh!BONUS CONTENTPlus + 18 from: 104 Funny Knock Knock Jokes Book 1Plus + 25 from:104 Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes Book 2Plus + 25 from:104 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes Book 3Plus + 18 from: 104 New Year's Knock Knock Jokes Book 4

The Berenstain Bears And The Easter Story

Author: Jan & Mike Berenstain
Publisher: HarperCollins Christian Publishing
ISBN: 9780310755883
Size: 16.20 MB
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The Bear cubs are candy-crazy this Easter! But Missus Ursula and some Sunday school students tell the cubs about Jesus’s resurrection and show them that salvation is much sweeter than candy!

The Freedom Writers Diary Movie Tie In Edition

Author: The Freedom Writers
Publisher: Broadway Books
ISBN: 0767928334
Size: 19.36 MB
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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER & NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE Shocked by the teenage violence she witnessed during the Rodney King riots in Los Angeles, Erin Gruwell became a teacher at a high school rampant with hostility and racial intolerance. For many of these students–whose ranks included substance abusers, gang members, the homeless, and victims of abuse–Gruwell was the first person to treat them with dignity, to believe in their potential and help them see it themselves. Soon, their loyalty towards their teacher and burning enthusiasm to help end violence and intolerance became a force of its own. Inspired by reading The Diary of Anne Frank and meeting Zlata Filipovic (the eleven-year old girl who wrote of her life in Sarajevo during the civil war), the students began a joint diary of their inner-city upbringings. Told through anonymous entries to protect their identities and allow for complete candor, The Freedom Writers Diary is filled with astounding vignettes from 150 students who, like civil rights activist Rosa Parks and the Freedom Riders, heard society tell them where to go–and refused to listen. Proceeds from this book benefit the Freedom Writers Foundation, an organization set up to provide scholarships for underprivieged youth and to train teachers

Me Talk Pretty One Day

Author: David Sedaris
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 9780748123032
Size: 14.89 MB
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Anyone that has read NAKED and BARREL FEVER, or heard David Sedaris speaking live or on the radio will tell you that a new collection from him is cause for jubilation. His recent move to Paris from New York inspired these hilarious new pieces, including 'Me Talk Pretty One Day', about his attempts to learn French from a sadistic teacher who declares that 'every day spent with you is like having a caesarean section'. His family is another inspiration. 'You Can't Kill the Rooster' is a portrait of his brother, who talks incessant hip-hop slang to his bewildered father. And no one hones a finer fury in response to such modern annoyances as restaurant meals presented in ludicrous towers of food and cashiers with six-inch fingernails.

Weird But True

Author: Tom Nick Cocotos
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 9781426308611
Size: 20.16 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Presents more than one hundred fifty stories of stupid criminals and the crimes they committed, detailing how they eventually got caught, and provides information on strange food crimes, wacky laws, and animal crimes.